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//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
Never trust the comment

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

# 7/10/2002 code below replaces code above - any problems?
# 7/15/2002 yeah, it doesn't f*cking work.

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

class Act //That's me!!!
{

}

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it ;)

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy I got news for you!!!
}

//  If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.

/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */

// TODO: make this work.. :P

// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

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boys can’t match girls in popularity

boys simply cant compete with girls in popularity and demand

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you want justice ? take that !

A sadhu did penance for 12 years sitting on a rock .. GOd appeared before him and said “I’m pleased by your penance.. Ask what you want”

The sadhu replied ” I want justice .”

God said “You fool.. you have no idea what justice is all about. I have come here to help you ..Ask for something else”

Sadhu persisited “I want justice ! ”

GOd gave one more chance to the sadhu to ask something else .. But the sadhu insisted on justice .

So the god said “fine, all you want is only justice ? OK .. you sat on the rock for 12 years , performing penance , right ?Now it is the turn of the rock to sit on your head for 12 years .. ”

“OUCH …”

So the moral of the story is …

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ajji lehya … ajji lehya

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